the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type.
this is the motivational quote that made my day.
I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it.
I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE
If you don’t sign this, you hate America.
Since I got sick of seeing them all separately.
this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
You just broke the English language.
Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
A scene from Big Bang Theory without the laugh track.
THAT WAS REALLY AWKWARD
me on my way to steal yo girl
this is the dumbest post ive ever made please dont make it my most popular
wHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY
My name is Michaela and I like puppies, Ed Sheeran, and Doctor Who. Message me if you have a time machine because I may be interested.|
layogenic: a Tagalog word that describes someone who is attractive only at a distance.
Anyone close to them realizes how flawed and gross this person if and is sure to run.